heavy metals like arsenic, lead, mercury and selenium.

two boys ages six and eight years-old

I care. This article is convincing fools to discard perfectly good bottles of wine. Just send them my way, instead!

Why is Super Monkeys possessive?

“We respectfully ask guests not to use phones for texting or calls during meals. Please enjoy the experience.”

It’s the first drug approved in the U.S. to be derived from weed, and technically invalidates the drug’s classification as Schedule I, as it now has a medical use.

“I don’t recall.”

Wine goes in an old bottle of shampoo. No one needs to know what you’re doing in there.

Is it 2003 again?

You’ve reiterated everything the parent post said without adding anything to the conversation.

All this defensive “just talk to us” crap misses the point.

They got rid of $5 footlongs YEARS ago.

I think you messed up. Is this rugby? Football has a round ball.

Why are you capitalizing fentanyl? It’s not a brand name. Just another chemical, like water or oxygen.

Why are you capitalizing fentanyl?

That label is meaningless. Everything is poison. Too much coffee, orange juice, even water will kill you.

Wait, what? The page say you get one protein, doesn’t it?

None of those words are spelled wrong.

Never compromise on your principles. There’s always another job.

Is Lowry’s similar to Lawry’s?