Wouldn’t it be easier to simply put some doors on the recycling centers so vermin don’t get in in the first place?

St. Louis’s Edward Jones Dome—now the Dome at America’s Center

fake tickets to fancy, big-name events such as Burning Man, Coachella, and the Met Gala.

Jesus and a cross? Good. Don’t write religious crap in public.

You can store photos on a SIM card?

Elmasry sprayed her with Sriracha

also honestly thrilled to meet Stefani, the actress.

he was known for pooing on our dorm hallway floor

Grew a moustache and a mullet
Got a job at Chick-fil-A
Citing artistic differences
The band broke up in May

What’s the apostrophe in J’Mmar stand for?

who’s uncle is this?

The giveaway is that this writer uses articles.

How this headline did not continue “... on a ham” is beyond me.

Rainbow Magic: Meghan the Wedding Sparkle Fairy, a book for young readers.

Girls Generation is superior.

Here, next to Donald Trump’s 6'3" and Melania Trump’s 5'11" (height of footwear unknown), he could be 5'4".

Thank you for the Grimes primer, but who’s Elvis Musk?

Fox and Friends minion Brian Kilmedee

Is there a way to make this work on real smartphones?

If it does not come from an animal it is not milk, full stop.