You don’t capitalize fentanyl. It’s not a brand name.

There faster ways, even, like a plane or something.

We don’t?

which opened last month in Paris and allows customers to rent a life-size sex doll for $109 an hour

Everyone who voted for iced coffee is a traitor to everything right and good in the world.

I’m so salty at you calling the abortion that is iced coffee “American coffee.”

Well that’s just not true. Parentage is trivial to legally establish and carries with it significant financial liabilities.

perennial speculation about whether women even trust men enough to take a daily pill

When MA legalized weed, they set the personal-use ceiling at 10 ounces. A quarter pound is 4 ounces. That’s nothing.

I just assumed this was patently obvious to everyone.

I just can’t live in the household that I reside in trying to live a normal life.

Based on the 98-second clip

and the President really suggested

NINE DOLLARS is a DISCOUNTED ticket?!?!?

I have to give him credit for that one, though. Precision of language is important.

Agreed. Paradise is probably my least favorite Burnout game.

You don’t capitalize “riboflavin” any more than you’d capitalize “water.” It’s a chemical, not a brand name.

It seems that one of the most important pieces of equipment for a dealership’s service manager should know how to use is a telephone.

the shoot in question took place earlier in the week of March 6

the horse in front of you is capable of killing you even if it’s just because it’s spooked