Remember putting tape over the hole because you couldn't buy a disk at 2am?

Also Tesla: We’ll happily disable features OTA when ownership of the car is transferred to another person, so that they can re-purchase the feature we just removed from the car (which had been purchased initially by the prior owner).

More importantly... does the butt-dialers shirt button up the back?

At every opportunity.

Sounds kinda’ like “Zachary Disease”, where one’s face looks ex-zachary like their ass.

There are countless examples of people buying EAP, trying it out, deciding the current functionality isn’t worth the cost, and returning it.

I saw him play with Stills a long time ago and they started the show with a lecture not to make any noise at all during the songs in order to fully experience them. The guy’s straight-up delusional about the importance of his music.

Old Meme Perfectly Encapsulates Predictable Answer By Crotchety Fuck!

Remember when you could defeat write-protect and some kinds of copy protection with a single hole punch or scissors taken to the right spot on a 5.25" floppy? Good times.

Eddie PHYSICALLY changed the world of guitar too.

Unpopular opinion: I agree with David Crosby. Eddie is a very overrated guitarist who mostly took techniques developed by better guitarists* and applied it to Rock and Roll. His work generally bores me. Was he innovative? A little bit, but not as much as some of his contemporaries.

Bots can be programmed with more customer service sense. 

Serves him right for:

I guess the moral here is to not let your butt write a check that your mouth can’t cash.

Wait...

Maybe I’m old, but I don’t get the Twitter’s obsession with asking a stranger a question for which you’ve already decided that there is only one acceptable answer. 

I’m not saying they shouldn’t be compensated for the software--of course they should! But they should also have a reasonable return policy since it really costs them nothing to do so. If people want it, they should pay for it. If they don’t they shouldn’t be railroaded into buying it.

Perhaps they have phones that don’t have fingerprint lockouts I guess.

Maybe some of the AI currently trying to learn how to drive could be reallocated to customer service.

How do people still butt dial? I don’t get it.

Let him finish!!! “Eddie Van Halen: meh favorite guitar player.”