+all the bananas for Trunk Monkey

I see a family resemblance...

Pepperidge Farm remembers...

Science!

A “vending machine” purchase costs extra? Carvana claims it doesn’t:

Thanks, I’m somewhat calmer now.

Thank you. I’m now back down to my normal state of agitation.

This has always troubled me: Was the pop-top really curved enough to be sitting not flat on the ground, but edge-up? When it was tossed away, what was the probability that it would land correctly, edge-up, so that it could penetrate the flip-flop?

“$22? Hold my beer.” — Harbor Freight

No we don’t. Almost everything he touches Torches gets weird and creepy.

Toyota RAV4. Big shout out to Indiana, Kentucky, Texas, and Mississippi!

You never go full logo.

Well played, indeed.

“Holy ersatz, Batman!”

On the other hand, non-Gaels and people not of Gaelic descent wearing tartan? And women wearing kilts? That’s giein me the boak!

I think your friend left the second “O” out of the OODA loop.

Gravity: It’s the law.