*unscrews cap on box of wine*

As long as no one gets hurt and no property is damaged, this is a much more entertaining version of the elevator psychology experiment.

Meth. It’s a heckuva co-pilot.

I have to admit, I often do what I think is playing it safe and just stick to the circle’s outer lane, no matter where I plan to exit the ring. (Does that make me a bad person?)

Are they anything like Yoopers? (... asks this hillbilly.)

Your comment is not getting nearly the love it deserves.

Telecaster1959's plan:

Thank you for your service (and for your role modeling of squaring things away).

No loudspeakers to play pre-recorded ear-splitting exhaust notes to drown out one’s mid-life crisis (and annoy bystanders)?

My soul was recalled ages ago.

So, let me get this straight: first the gap is accrued when you drive off the lot, and then the gap is charged when you park too close to a cars n’ coffee?

Some HD riders are leaning over both sides of the seat even when their bikes aren’t leaning over.

Death by slideshow.

Well played, indeed, with some real overspin.

Too soon.

“Nor was it in Gulf livery.”

Yo, dawg, I heard you like speed, so we drilled lightning holes in your lightning holes so you can go fast while you go fast.

Best livery is best.