If they can’t be electric, they should at least be magic.

Stick to cars.

Needs a screaming chicken on the hood.

You were not being dumb at all ...

Okay! Okay! One dressing down was enough!1!111!!

I stand korrected.

Well played. A mortal strike, indeed.

Starred for “Foci.”

Too late (and, I mean, years too late).

Head unit? Shmead unit! When are car companies going to come up with an effective heads-up display?

Mmmm, Crisco. The slightly less guilty pleasure for bakers who begrudgingly give up lard.

I think the “more expensive” problem is only true if you’re buying enameled cast-iron cookware with a fancy French name on it.

You are the best form of correct.

Well played.

He drove off with another person, in this case, a minor, which seems like kidnapping to me, even though he returned the victim. How can he unring that bell?

Hoping that at least some of your confusion stems from the use of “primary” as a verb.

Behind a paywall there’s an old article listing eight senators without prior political experience (so I couldn’t read it). Some suggest that the concept of a citizen-statesperson is a myth.