Plaid is my favorite color.

All your money are belong to us.

If you have a slide-out desk next to your steering wheel, I think you’ll probably need the lane-keeping assist function, too.

“Splendid.”

This makes so much sense for so many situations. Yet, in most cases it would only be accepted if it came from an overpaid consultant (and, perhaps, not even then).

Deserves all the stars.

Very erudite comment.

And, so did YOU, pal.

*searches Harbor Freight for “school bus rearview mirror”*

I think there are comments about CDLs in this Jalopnik article about school bus registration: https://jalopnik.com/my-bus-has-plates-because-the-vermont-dmv-is-secretly-a-1845700048

Hey, that was DOUBLE TOP SECRET!

Bondo is your friend.

2020 has been pretty grey for all of us.

Came here for this. Definitely not disappointed.

I’ll accept your answer, though I was looking for, “You’re darn tootin’!”

CUTICLE PROBLEMS??!11/? GET BACK IN THE GAME!!1!11!!!

On the infrequent occasions I purchase a new vehicle, I demand that the dealer write into the sales contract, as a deal-breaker, that no dealer sticker(s) will be applied to it. I also replace any dealer-branded license plate frames.

Cayce Pollard approves.