Incredible.

Yawn. Get back to me when Team Changli signs up.

Hoser.

Hoser.

Didn’t we see this car in Jojo Rabbit?

Whoop de doo for my 2012 RAV4 Limited 3.5L V6 AWD! Getting ready to turn the odometer over for the first time and head for the second rollover.

Accuracy is not pedantry.

Gee, spoiler alert, why dontcha!!1!!1!1!!!

Indeed, I won’t believe it, because I’m not going to click through the slide show.

Rust Always Creeps.

I’m guessing the effects of absinthe were likely responsible for this ad’s color palette and its disjointed (and perhaps too many) vanishing points.

Bye Bye (red) Birdie!

Hope he prepped the car with one of these:

A Chieftain, a turbo, and a wet road surface. What could possibly go wrong?

A mere banishing? Perhaps you have never heard of keelhauling.

“Is it even a breakup if two people were probably never really together in the first place?”

While doing some work in Switzerland back in the ‘80s, I met a small-company CEO who admired everything American, based on a pursuit of entrepreneurship, individualism, and energy he thought was lacking in his own country.