Exactly! Which, by comparison, just makes it all the more disappointing when it’s Noah Taylor and not the Mad Hatter explaining everything at the end.

What’s weird about Vanilla Sky is how close to the original it is. It’s like someone hit Copy/Paste and put a shiny tom Cruise filter on it.

She took a break from the biz to raise kids in 1999, so probably not sad at all.

I recently listened Hutsell tell the story on the Carvey/Spade podcast, and they happened to be sitting next to each other waiting to audition for the same part - probably a LOT of nervous energy in that waiting room.

Two words: Fewer speeches.

Well, the original Cape Fear was released in the 1960s and he moved his version to a contemporary setting.

I didn’t love it when it came out, the multiple face-offs at the end become comical. I recently rewatched it and, yeah, it’s kind of a dud. Good concept, stacked cast, but mostly phoned in.

Short for “Withdrew”, as in “her writers are not with Drew, rather they withdrew their services”

The only thing Pink likes uncut is her cocaine!

I guess the article is implying Marvel’s “TV problem” is that the shows aren’t also the movies. There are a bunch of word salads (some sentences end in a completely different zip code from where they began) recounting how AoS tried to tie itself to the movies, but I’m not sure why it’s a problem and not perfectly…

Honestly, they mistakenly thought she married Ellen and retired.

No healthy POKE go BROKE!

Did I miss Neal McDonough’s Damian Darhk? 

Exactly, build up the world before you tear it apart. I mean, Flash hasn’t even had SEX yet!

Originally it was titled “Flashpoint” so maybe it was going to hew closer to the source material. Maybe they never even got that far, it went through so many directors over the years.

Yeah same, it’s not a Flash story, it’s a plot device for every other character. Back in 2016 when the film was announced it sounded novel, but WB fell missed their window.

The Flash was a little better than I expected, which isn’t saying much. It had some fun moments, most of them thanks for Keaton. The biggest problem is that the film’s Barry Allen is not only a total departure from the Barry Allen of the comics, he’s also annoying - not what you want as the anchor of the film. I…

Not only was Batgirl an (HBO)Max streamer, the previous producer intended Keaton’s Batman to be a Nick Fury-like character shepherding other characters. WB decided to go in a completely different route. I feel bad for the Batgirl directors who were victims of a corporate power transition, but if it helps WB/DC right…

Could anyone have predicted that Jimmy Fucking Fallon would somehow host the Tonight Show for [check notes] almost ten years!? He’s such an insufferable hack, who is watching him?

I mean, Jimmy Fallon is laughing at Jimmy Fallon’s jokes so...