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you will just have to Auto-Tune your farts like the rest of us!

What a beautifully bananas movie. It was just the perfect amount of camp and OMG action horror.

Yeah, Begins could have been a disaster, but no one was expecting much after Batman & Robin. It managed to create a whole fresh look after a decade of Burton/Schumacher stuck in the public’s mind.

I thought the one thing Rises had going for it was that stretched period of time. So many super hero movies are over in a day or two, kind of nice to see the passage of time for once. They just made too many “3rd movie in a trilogy” mistakes to be good.

I think they are speaking broadly about DKR and QoS & Spectre as the “mixed”.

I always thought Skyfall had more in common with Dark Knight Rises tonally, but that’s all coincidence since they were released in the same year. There’s something about Skyfall’s tone and deliberate plotting that is very Nolan-ish.

Exactly. Blofeld shouldn’t know who the what the hell a James Bond is, nor should he care, let alone spend any energy trying to ruin his life.

Didn’t say anything about her ability to act, just that she is the wrong actress for the role. Swann is a child for Bond to save, maybe not to run off with. They tried to make her strong and resourceful to a degree, but Seydoux just doesn’t pull off the same stature of Rigg or Greene.

Also, Seydoux is no Diana Rigg. They couldn’t find an actress who who could stand toe-to-toe with Craig? It makes the whole OHMSS-style ending fall apart, like he’s quitting and taking his hot young secretary with him during a mid-life crisis. Everyone at MI6 is like, “he’s done this before, he’ll be back on Monday.”

A big issue with Craig’s run is that the writers learned the wrong lesson from Casino Royale: it doesn’t always have to be personal to be interesting.

They didn’t torpedo the Bond franchise, they just pushed their action sequences up a notch. Bourne films are basically a 95-minute chase sequence with paper-thin plot that are completely indistinguishable from each other.

I’m Dougie!

Licence to Kill is great, it’s a great companion to OHMSS since Bond finally exacts revenge on a dead bride. And Cary Lowell is super underrated.

-Not knowing who the new guy was, I thought it was Owen Wilson or Darryl Hammond. I liked the Biden impression but thought it was maybe too soft on him?

SNL has also noticed

Considering how much Dr Strange is a part of breaking the multi-verse in Spider-man: No Way Home, Raimi’s involvement actually makes a lot of sense.

Also, doesn’t that mean that Peter kinda just let the robber (whom he thought murdered Unkie Benj) fall to his death?

I actually think the Sandman story in SM3 is the least compelling of the three villains. We already knew Harry was going to take a heel turn, Venom gave us evil Peter* (Casting Topher Grace as Eddie and making him Peter’s darker side was probably pointless, especially since Topher Grace had the positive snark that

She was in Old School, Daredevil, and Catch Me If You Can - all pre-Greys. Some TV actors are simply content having a regular gig in one city, especially if they are raising kids. And even though it’s not exactly factory work a TV series (especially the lead) can be a grind of long days and months on set.

Lupo was ok, but agree Anderson never fit, you could always see him pretending. Also, Cutter was just a bargain bin Jack McCoy.