I have a friend like this. I don’t think I’ve ever seen her stay single for longer than two weeks at a stretch. We’ve been friends for 24 years (since we were 14) and she’s probably been single a grand total of four months in that time. The main result of her inability to stay single is that she convinces herself that…

Being John Malkovich ...that’s the most enjoyable thing she was in where her sex appeal was an afterthought.

I will watch The Holiday whenever it’s on. The Jack Black character gets on my nerves a little, but it’s the one Nancy Meyers movie I can stomach.

I obviously don’t know your friend (as far as I know), but it’s been my experience that people who need to be in a relationship all the time tend to be uncomfortable being alone with their own thoughts.

Bad Teacher is underrated.

The property was for sale and she purchased it from the owner.

Katy Perry paid fair value for a property. Blaming her for the sexual abuses of the Catholic church and any abuses that American nuns volunteered for is some super-duper fucked up victim blaming.

Starring you for the awesome username:)

Everything about this story is unconventional.

I expected to be with the nuns on this, and on some level I am, but I find their reasoning thoroughly unsympathetic.

Saying “I Don’t need to say ‘I told you so,’” is the biggest told you so of all.

Supposedly Jen and Justin separated last August, if I remember correctly, so it’s not exactly an “already” situation.

Giuggioli and Brancaccia

Growing up watching Colin Firth play the romantic lead in so many of my beloved films, I never understood what the lead ladies saw in him. As I’ve grown up, other male actors I didn’t understand as romantic leads when I was a child now appeal to me tremendously and it was like a beautiful epiphany when I finally had…

Who the fuck cheats on Colin Firth??!!!

There’s definitely a big fudge factor on when we can say the CofE “really” started (ie when it went from being, if you like the “Church in England” to the “Church of England”), but the church itself uses a foundation date of 1534 and traces its founding patriarchs back to ol’ Henry’s reign. Definitely some retconning…

CofE wasn’t created by Henry VIII. It was created by Elizabeth I so she wouldn’t be a bastard.

Adam is so gay, he makes John Waters look like The Rock.

I didn’t see that one, and good for you. One of Hollywood’s little fetishes is females beating each other up or being beaten to a pulp in a fight scene.

I really dislike the tendency of people to not recognize basic humanity without having to connect others to them, especially when it’s used to posture about serious issues.