Michelangelo's Pieta. Only sculpture he ever signed. It is that good and beautiful and poetic and perfect.

Drag him to a church and have him exorcised.

Mmmm....

To which I usually reply: "suck on my tampon, dumbass".

Shouldn't it be "some of the most realist talk"?

No problem. You didn't stand a chance, I watched every single episode of SVU very recently and I am a primate nerd of sorts :P

Zero points for name originality.

"Despite a career crowned by the War and Peace of economic scholarship, the 900-page A Monetary History of the United States, 1867-1960, Schwartz was continually overshadowed by her collaborator"

Even pet tadpoles are difficult to keep in an apartment.

It thought it was at odds with what you usually post, but it has been proven my sarcasmometer is rubbish :)

Louis Theroux made an excellent documentary about this called America's Most Dangerous Pets.

I believe that was a baby gibbon :)

No, that is a PERFECT expression :D

As an atheist, I do not agree with this statement at all.

Someone already posted it in the comments, and I've posted a reply.

No, no and no.

Mmmm.... I dunno.... At least, separation between Church and State is inscribed in the US constitution.

I don't want to, I tried not to, but I think I love Ellen.

What he is saying is that the Church of England is PART of the government. There are 26 bishops sitting in the Upper House. On the government's payroll. And as he said, the only other country in the world to have this is Iran. Those bishops have political powers, and their boss is the Queen.

Erm....