I can't watch this. Jeremy Clarkson makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a rusty spoon. Even if he only speaks for one second.

Ha ha ha!!!

Cancer from spray tan or tanning bed? Darwin Award. Sorry, I completely lack compassion regarding this. Shoot me.

My face is now encrusted in my desk.

Ha ha ha!!

"Put that person down". How does this statement translate as a desire for safety?

The words "honour killing" spring to mind...

Justice and revenge are two very different things.

Hum... Yeah... That is all.

Took me a while to understand that headline. Had all sort of things pictured in my mind, including a bunch a scientists stuck in a freezer.

Finished the Hunger Games trilogy, passed my year with distinction and got a letter saying that I am owed £900 in taxes.

Yawn.

A friend just flew her doggy across the Atlantic in one of those. The thundershirt seems to have done its job well, as the dog flew in the cargo hold, was kept for hours in customs, was prodded by strangers, and yet seemed relatively calm and normal when she brought him to dinner the very same night :)

Reading the last 100 pages of Mockingjay. Torn between wanting to know how it all ends and wanting to make the book last a bit longer (read the first two in less than two days).

Service dogs are not pets, they are working animals that are just as essential as a wheelchair or a pair of hearing aids.

Water cycle, food chain and currents mean that yes, it will get into the land food chain. Sorry.

It should be really high up on your list. This radioactivity will find its way to land creatures, the ocean is not a self-contained system. Fukushima is a world-wide nuclear disaster, and we are all going to pay the consequences of our general disregard for nature and its power.

And so it begins...

I'm just going to assume you are being sarcastic :)

Who ever said Lego wasn't for girls?