Just puckering up for his base.

The it’s time for the Library of Congress to start recording all tweets again.

It just seems that every Republican president for the past forty years has wanted to establish their legacy by building a brand new government agency, rather than using the ones we already have. The Department of Homeland Security, the TSA, ICE, and now, a whole new branch of the military (when the Air Force already…

Stand proudly for your National Anthem or be Suspended Without Pay!

How many cupholders?

I don’t know, it sounds like NPR allowed him (on the record) to spin out the rope with which he will eventually hang himself. There are a lot of things he said which will the first lines quoted if his event goes sideways in any way.

Gee. He finished the night with about 1400 vote lead, then they found uncounted votes and his lead is down to 91. Isn’t it funny that in the last decade, I’ve never heard of miscounted votes benefiting Republicans. The ones that go missing always seem to be Democrat votes.

British? Really? I hear the traditional Foghorn Leghorn accent, through and through.

I assumed that the original author was using the more esoteric Bugs-Bunny pronunciation of the name, including the soft-yet-spoken “j”.

Jeff Goldblum in Mr. Frost. Imagine Seth Brundle as a psychopath long before the accident.

The last free-standing A&W I’ve seen was next to a Roy Rogers Restaurant. Forty years ago. But I fondly remember going to A&W for Root Beer Floats.

The last free-standing A&W I’ve seen was next to a Roy Rogers Restaurant. Forty years ago. But I fondly remember going to A&W for Root Beer Floats.

I live in one of the larger suburbs of Dallas, and there is only one Long John Silvers, in a thirty year old building.  On the far side of town, dammit.

As a child, my family went to A&W just for Root Beer Floats, every time we visited my grandmother in OKC.

GREAT cheap breakfast toasters. Burgers are kinda average, but are 2-for-1 on tuesday evenings. Does anyone else remember getting little plastic animals on the rim of your soft drinks there (way, way back)? Monkeys and giraffes and stuff?

Yep.

How about we buy the president an 12 ft tall playpen instead? Nasty old immigrant gang members won’t be able to reach him then.  He’ll have a wall on all sides, then.

They will claim that the murder of a journalist proves that everything which they have been arguing all along is correct - that the people opposing them with such horrible “lies” are pushing good people over the brink, and thus deserve to die.

“If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also.”