Maybe they should start by legally defining “white”. They’ll be at each others’ throats in no time.

Guy who doesn’t want to pay taxes wants government to pay for his latest stunt queen act.

“whose captors managed to take control of the boat”

They have no right to the Silmarillion, the show runners have explicitly confirmed that . The Estate will not, and has not licensed it.

To be fair, when Schneider was on SNL the politics were hidden under Chris Farley’s mountain of cocaine.

Even the funniest guy on Earth can’t make conservative American political comedy work.  The material never coheres into anything but name calling and “kids these days” type grandpa rants. 

Oh no, not again.

Their breakfast toaster sandwiches are pretty good too, especially if you go to one of the places where they legitimately fry the bread on the griddle (some places just toast it and it’s sad). The bacon egg and cheese toaster sandwich is great, and they usually have nice, crispy bacon (I hate flimsy bacon in a…

Maybe Jennifer refused to take him on a drive in her car in his hulked out form?

Sleeper Sharks are only sluggish till Angela Lansbury comes along and activates them.

Breakfast Crunchwraps from Taco Bell are so fucking good! And one of the cheapest breakfast items they have too!

This is what I thought the “Apple Car” would be. It just doesn’t seem realistic for them to build their own complete automobile.

It doesn’t run the car. It just alters the display of the information it receives from the car. It’s basically an Apple skin pack for the cars info screens along with the Carplay we have today.  

It looks  like they’re wearing little bowler hats.

Ah yes, the grand rebellion that really ended up not mattering at all a decade or so later.

Bring back Alligator Loki!

Is this satire? You can apply all of these situations to everyday life, or to any vacation. 

The amount of “stuff that people like actually sucks!” content on here is getting to be a bit much.  I’m not a cruise guy but there are people who dig them.  What happened to the whole “don’t yuck other people’s yum” thing?

“We have a road map,” she said. “I would say that Taika [Waititi]’s story fits more specifically into that. Rogue Squadron … we kind of pushed off to the side for the moment. Patty is developing the script further. Then we will talk about how that connects to the central spine that we’re working on.

also, some of the Buc-ee’s shirts are actually kind of cute, especially the holiday ones. but yeah, 100%, the main draw is the bathrooms.