These are not the 72 virgins they were expecting.

So, are you saying that the technology is there for a Land of the Giants reboot? My coworker will be terribly excited.

Considering that RT is reporting on the “leak” and the Kremlin is admitting to it, I’m guessing that it’s all an intentional disclosure.

Parker Industries? Missed oportopportunity should have been named ParkCorp

You know you fucked up when Philadelphia has the moral high ground

Johann Jakob Scheuchzer. His name is my name too.

And more recently:

That’s depressing. I spent that night watching a less headache inducing 1970s Let’s Make a Deal.

That’s exactly what John Lloyd said when I met him and asked who would host an American version.

Robert Culp was a fucking genius. He wrote most of the first season of I Spy, starred in probably the best hour of SF TV ever (Demon with a Glass Hand) and was planning on directing a big budget re-make of Demon.

I feel like the incredibles 2 is the biggest news. I love his scores.

Can we have Constantine join Legends of Tomorrow? Seems like everyone else in the universe not tied to their own show is going to be in it, why not him! Someone make this so!

I like how our response to gun violence is banning face paint and toy super fake looking swords. I mean I get it, I do theaters. But man is America frelled up.

This was part of the first Three Investigators book, The Secret of Terror Castle, way back in 1964. The three young detectives are overcome with fright when they investigate a “haunted” house; as Jupiter, the boys’ leader, explains in the wrap-up:

The answer is Superman 3.

Yeah, but a mean you got a pretty good basic performance out of Denzel Washington and a young Russel Crowe just masticating the scenery as Sid 6.0. It was fun.

Deity help us, someone’s going to reboot The Thin Man now just to spite you for typing that...

That one goes from mass panic to bat shit crazy

That one's pretty well documented. They burnt the radio station to the ground.