There’s getting to be quite a lucrative “Thoughts & Prayers” card industry up there in the Beltway. Who am I kidding? Those bastards buy one card and everyone in Congress signs it, which is why it usually arrives three days late.

Phantom is an example of everyone involved taking it just seriously enough to make it work, and no more. Everyone knows it’s ridiculous, and everyone has a grand time with it, but nobody treated it like an extended blooper reel.

Fortunately, at that time, I had local video store with a good Hong Kong film connection. I saw it without the rap soundtrack. It was awesome, in its day.

Great. All so he can blame it on foreigners and California.

Red has also been the most commonly used spot color with black and white printing (since it contrasts with both black and white well enough to usually remain legible) so it was commonly used in newsprint and cheap advertisements, and has traditionally been the cheapest and easiest third color available for…

The Media needs to stop letting CongeressCritters come up with acronyms for these bills. Most of the time, the acronyms are en timely misleading and dishonest about the contents of the bills themselves. Either refer to them by their official ID numbers or prominently attach the names of the authors, so that there will…

I’m at the point where I need to see some real statistics as to how often immigration agents have been historically confronted with legitimate violent resistance in the performance of these types of duties (pre-ICE).

No writers. Just animators.

You also pay six times as much money to live in a closet.

I hated Newt. I was glad to find out she was dead, dead, deadski. I was pretty happy to see Hicks gone, too, because, if he had lived, there would’ve inevitably been a romance subplot and more characters who couldn’t be killed.

I hated Newt. I was glad to find out she was dead, dead, deadski. I was pretty happy to see Hicks gone, too, because, if he had lived, there would’ve inevitably been a romance subplot and more characters who couldn’t be killed.

Go back to Trump’s campaign: Every single time he used the phrase “believe me” he was lying out if his ass in the face of overwhelming evidence. It was a pattern I noticed months before the election.

He just perfected them.

Do you believe for a second that he didn’t intend to kill people when he ran into multi-story buildings as quick as he could drive to them?

Sure. Give Trump a Nobel Peace Prize because North Korea triggered a Nuke that destroyed their test facilities. That sounds about right.

Sure. Give Trump a Nobel Peace Prize because North Korea triggered a Nuke that destroyed their test facilities. That sounds about right.

Back in college, we watched a horror parody called “There’s Nothing Out There” on our frequently held Bad Movie Night. At that age (and with a bit of beer) we found plenty to chuckle at in that one, but my favorite gag was when a victim was cornered on the stairwell, they escaped by grabbing the boom mike and…

“I’m looking for somebody who has a little age, that has adult children, that kind of can connect with the bulk of the body here, Republicans and Democrats who are going through, back home the wife, the family … that has some counseling experience …”

“At some points Democrats have to decide whether they love this country more than they hate this president.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders