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In 2017, there were 15,000 gun deaths, and 30,000 injuries. Only 2,000 of them were defensive. Nearly 1,000 were victims of either mass shootings or murder-suicides. Meanwhile, there were 3,000 teens killed/injured and over 700 children under 10 killed/injured. These numbers have been going up about 15% every year

Welcome to the Bullshit Pulpit.

Even his signature looks like the word “No”.

With a two sided argument and greater than 96% of the scientists are on one side, that’s not debate. That’s scientific consensus with just enough outliers to keep the majority honest. I’d love for one of these politicians to pool their paycheck with mine and then split the pool. They can keep 4% and I’ll get 96%.

Almost no Democrats want the second amendment to be repealed. What they want is that if the definition of “the right to bear arms” refers to any and all possible weapons, the definition of “well-regulated militia” is and should be directly related to that privilege. Please note the term “well-regulated”.

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In college, my last literature class made me read Madame Bovary. When I finished it, I swore to my professor that I would never again let anyone force me to read what they selected. I am now a voracious reader. I have thrown bad books in the garbage rather than risk inflicting them upon others by donating or

I think somebody’s had tee many martoonis.

“There is pride to be had where the prejudicial is practiced with precision in the trenchant triage of tactile terminations.”

Tintin’s chase is the fabulous, out-of-control cinematic circus that CGI at its best achieves, purely because it shows what is possible if you don’t need to make any decisions based upon how to manipulate a real, physical camera. This is the most pure example of Spielberg’s lifelong goal of filming a classic Saturday

Should’ve traded #15 (The Lost World Trailer/Cliff) for The Circus Train in The Last Crusade.

Not true. When your dog drives the car into a tree, it would be an accident.

Four Chiefs of Staff: One for those staff members he trusts, one for those he doesn’t trust, one for those whose names he can’t remember, and one for all the voices in his head.

Donald Trump’s new National Security Advisor: Reba McEntyre as Colonel Sanders.

Trump is going to tweet that he “fired” the guy, that this was all his idea. But then, I’m willing to bet he hired Ty Cobb just because he remembered the name and though “The guy’s a famous ballplayer! How could we lose?”.

...A kid-loving clown.

Matthew R. Cake?

Chennedy Carter scored A&M’s last nine points in this game, set a school record for points in tournament play (37), and will be there for three more years. The only dreck here is the weak media coverage.