That should be carved into the facade of the Donald Trump Presidential Library (which will contain only coloring books and The Art of The Deal.).

AN official mental fitness examination has a question on it from a Second Grade Reading Comprehension test? Good lord, at least make him take a PSAT.

And Another Thing read like a fan-service effort which took great pains to assemble a collection of story beats so that the author could mimic Adams writing style, yet it never actually managed to be funny.

I want Alan Rickman’s voice on my voicemail.

Nope. I loved both versions. No need to choose a favorite. (I loved the radio play, too.)

Nope. I loved both versions. No need to choose a favorite. (I loved the radio play, too.)

I loved Dogma because, despite pissing off some of the people I watched it with, it still made them laugh out loud at other parts.

On the C-pillar? They should have put it where it belongs: on the gas cap.

Watching the anthem, it really appeared that Trump was either talking through it or didn’t know the words. Certainly, his lips didn’t match the lyrics.

Every single Republican I know who voted for Trump did so over abortion. No other reasons, no other justifications. Many of them considered him an idiot and claim they despise him. But they still considered him the best chance of outlawing abortion they would ever see, and chose to ignore every other issue.

I actually have two ancestors named Closure. Never heard of it anywhere else.

Count yourself lucky. In Dallas, drivers go timid every time it rains.

Theory: She didn’t really love her husband.

I remember going to see Ken Branagh’s Henry V when I was in college. It had great buzz in the art-house circles and Dallas had a brand new theater that chose to screen it. The room was full of a weird mix of young art students and elderly retired couples, all of whom were happily chatting with each other in line like…

That’s a very different business model.

There have been very few movies that I haven’t been willing to wait three to six months to see in my own home, so better movies won’t do it for me. I specifically went for Lord of the Rings and the new Star Wars films, but the Hobbit didn’t draw me, so bigger spectacles is hit or miss.

...largely because of previous nefarious activities.

Bringing a non-service dog inside any public space which serves food is almost certainly against state health codes.

When Steve Jobs was pushing the original Apple computer he boldly predicted that one day almost every person in the world would own a personal computer. The old guard laughed at him: “The majority of people in the world can’t type. What’s going to happen to them?” Jobs replied “Eventually, they will grow old and…

Note: Kinja stuck this note here instead of the top level. regarding this position and the “the suspect they were actually looking for is a 40 year old white lady”, sometimes Police do need to detain witnesses who are obvious flight risks or bystanders who might flee back into staging areas, but this could have been…