You know, that $1.5 trillion the Republican tax cut will cost would’ve taken a nice chunk out of this new scare tactic he’s so worried about, without all the new children, most of whom wouldn’t have any healthcare if he gets his way.

What the hell is he smoking?

Whataburger is pretty good food for lunch, but at 2:00 am, recovering from your third party, it is absolutely the definition of comfort food.

Of course productivity is up. Without pesky details like morality and legality in the way, their job suddenly got much easier.

Well, if those women weren’t victims before, they are now.

Drunkentweeting again?

Three Rings of Power were given to the Elves, Nine to the Kings of men. What happened to those are pretty well known. Seven rings were given to the Dwarf Lords - I’ve never heard a single story about them.

Funny. That’s the exact strategy Trump proposed about the National Debt while on the campaign trail.

The problem not being explained well is that the Republican tax plan explodes the deficit by giving that money to big business entities and wealthy individuals. If you’re going to explode debt, get goods and services for mainstream Americans in return, not perks for folk who don’t need them.

“I’ve been to too many moments of silences. In just my short career in Congress, three of the worst mass shootings in U.S. history have occurred. I will not be silent. What we need is we need action. We need to pass gun safety legislation now.”

I haven’t found a Texas politician who didn’t embarrass me since Ann Richards.

The butter on sandwiches scenario: remember that butter and margarine are not the same thing. Butter is worlds better when mixed with other foods. I don’t do the butter sandwich thing, but I can see it working out OK.

Connecticut passed a law that required gun owners to get a license before they could purchase a handgun. Handgun violence dropped 40% in 10 years. Prove to me that regulation doesn’t help.

It’s not certain yet whether the guns used were the ones he had purchased since that error.

...uh, I think you mean copper colored.

Congratulations, Mr. president. Your “DEALTH PENALTY” comment may have just triggered the first of this guy’s many mistrials.

That is the meanest thing to ever do to drunk friends.

No Tax Reform without Tax Returns.

Sometimes you root for mutually assured destruction.

A classic puzzle of logic: one WH mouthpiece only tells the truth, and the other one only tells lies, guess which one got buried under new concrete.