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The butter on sandwiches scenario: remember that butter and margarine are not the same thing. Butter is worlds better when mixed with other foods. I don’t do the butter sandwich thing, but I can see it working out OK.

Connecticut passed a law that required gun owners to get a license before they could purchase a handgun. Handgun violence dropped 40% in 10 years. Prove to me that regulation doesn’t help.

It’s not certain yet whether the guns used were the ones he had purchased since that error.

...uh, I think you mean copper colored.

Congratulations, Mr. president. Your “DEALTH PENALTY” comment may have just triggered the first of this guy’s many mistrials.

That is the meanest thing to ever do to drunk friends.

No Tax Reform without Tax Returns.

Sometimes you root for mutually assured destruction.

A classic puzzle of logic: one WH mouthpiece only tells the truth, and the other one only tells lies, guess which one got buried under new concrete.

Metaphor, is that its name? Metaphor, be gone! You are not welcome here!

I’ve always stuck with “Please don’t die.”

“I give ourselves a 10.”

No Tax Reform without Tax Returns, Mr. Trump.

Sounds more and more like they all live within a cult, doesn’t it?

More and more, it becomes obvious that Trump has no idea what government does, he just rifles notes from his handlers for any work that Obama accomplished during his terms and undoes it. Today, he asked if he should rename Denali to Mt. McKinley. Even Alaskan Republicans told him that was stupid.

No Tax Reform without Tax Returns.

If you miss your turn, live with it. Going around the block won’t kill you. All other options can.

Credit where credit is due.

When I was a child, I was told to run away from old people offering candy from the back of their vans.