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No Tax Reform without Tax Returns.

Sometimes you root for mutually assured destruction.

A classic puzzle of logic: one WH mouthpiece only tells the truth, and the other one only tells lies, guess which one got buried under new concrete.

Metaphor, is that its name? Metaphor, be gone! You are not welcome here!

I’ve always stuck with “Please don’t die.”

“I give ourselves a 10.”

No Tax Reform without Tax Returns, Mr. Trump.

Sounds more and more like they all live within a cult, doesn’t it?

More and more, it becomes obvious that Trump has no idea what government does, he just rifles notes from his handlers for any work that Obama accomplished during his terms and undoes it. Today, he asked if he should rename Denali to Mt. McKinley. Even Alaskan Republicans told him that was stupid.

No Tax Reform without Tax Returns.

If you miss your turn, live with it. Going around the block won’t kill you. All other options can.

Credit where credit is due.

When I was a child, I was told to run away from old people offering candy from the back of their vans.

It’s not a party until the fire department asks to come back when their shift changes.

The moral of the story is “don’t let your employer own YOUR NAME”. If they take credit for your personality on social media, let them pay you to run a new account that has their name on it.

Please, Mr. Internet, never ever show us his Crypt.

Of course it didn’t statistically affect their behavior: They would have to believe that what they were doing was wrong before they chose to change. What it does do, however is lower the bar for removing the ones who carry a warped concept of their responsibilities from duty. It’s too bad that at least one round of

He didn’t cause any disgrace to the SEALs. They did a fantastic job outing the guy so definitively. He did a pretty nice job disgracing himself and everyone who backed him up, though. Brava.

Great. The President treats the military casualty list with all the respect he would give a “swear jar” - pocket change for each moral failure.