The featured gif shows what happened: The mustang tried to pull past the pickup already doing donuts before he turned. Bad timing, still a colossal dumbass, but it wasn’t deliberately aiming at the crowd. Trying to drive away sealed his fate. If he’d jumped out, swore he was sorry as he immediately moved to help…

By making your genitals available for groping.

I love the bit with the tuba. If you’ve got a decent tuba player rockin’ it, it’s almost impossible for your steps to not fall into his rhythm, which makes it look like you’re cooperating with him making you look silly.

Supremacists are like petulant toddlers: Removing monuments isn’t solving their behavior issues, it’s just taking away a few of their toys.

Share good pictures, but SAVE EVERYTHING. Someday, your descendants will thank you.

Your grandkids will. Your great-great grandkids might.

Your pictures aren’t just for you. Someday, they will be stored in a pile (physically or digitally), and your descendants may be trying to sort them out. A picture of you, every now and then, will help them identify the times they were taken. (e.g.: I have photos of George Washington’s grist mill taken by both my…

The problem with that argument is that there is no evidence that either council ever did anything except hold an initial photo-op, congratulating themselves for sitting down at the table with a guy they thought they could manipulate. 

I like the term “TikiNazi”. Even if the Tiki™ company doesn’t deserve it, it seems entirely appropriate for these asshats.

Trump’s concilliatory second announcement proved that he can’t even lie well when he actually believes it’s not in his best interest. How does this guy function around people he can’t buy?

Arsenic and Old Lace

You store them in the window seat until Teddy can bury them in Panama.

That was a serious “What the hell!?!” moment for the driver of the SUV.

Way back at the beginning of the Presidential Primary, I pointed out how Trumps biggest lies inevitably came after phrases like “You’ve got to believe me”, “You need to understand this”, or “This is what you need to know”.

If there has ever been a reason for a FOI request, there you go.

At least some cranky old Republicans are honest about their imaginary friends.

“...the Ravens headquarters are refusing to take comments in support of Kaepernick.”

Place your bets: in the new pilot, every character who comes onstage will remark “I had the weirdest dream...”

When I took driver’s ed in Texas the law actually was “you MUST yield to a faster vehicle by changing lanes to the right”, even if they are breaking the speed limit. I lost points on that question when taking my exam.

Oh, no. Doucheface didn’t instruct his own kid to lie about the Russians. Of course not. /s