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Trump, to The Economist: “This country has wasted $6 trillion in the Middle East. Wasted. Like taking it and throwing it right out that window. Right in to the Rose Garden. See that beautiful Rose Garden? Look at those very nicely dressed people.”

Do you honestly believe Trump has ever asked any question to anyone by beginning with “If it’s possible,” or “If you can,”? Recordings or it ain’t true.

Seems like a fairly competent guy who doesn’t want Trump attack fanatics going for his home and family. But I’ll wager that competing book deals make for a nice, soft landing.

Somewhere, Trump is slapping his knee, saying “Hah! He said my name on TV! Did you hear that? He said my name on TV!!!”

I can’t even think of her any more without seeing Beavis.

If South Korea pays for THAAD, it would get some pressure off of Trump from China, who don’t like the fact that to effectively scan all North Korean airspace, the system has to watch a small chunk of Chinese airspace, too. If the U.S. donates it, it’s our doing. If South Korea buys the system, Trump will blame them

As horrible as it sounds (and is), pictures. Names and faces and grieving loved ones of people who die because of this act of monstrous cruelty*, plastered all over the media. The militantly ignorant will simply not believe anything else.

Another staggering side effect of Obamacare? Personal bankruptcies dropped nearly 50% after it came online. Watch what happens now closely.

University of Missouri-Columbia must have a fairly narrow scope of drunks.

The Washington Post describes the repeal as “an act of monstrous cruelty.”

If Trump is suffering from Dementia, he’s had it for thirty years. I can’t give him any sympathy for mental issues, learning impairments or traumatic childhood. He is full in possession of his faculties, they just aren’t very sharp.

So they agreed to replace a section of fence with a section of fence. Government in action.

Dear Mr. President: You can brag about that money when you convince Mexico to reimburse us for it. Good luck with that. Until then, STFU.

In a college photography course, I once took photos of a hardware store destroyed by a tornado. In the middle of the rubble, the only thing standing was a file cabinet labeled “Screws”.

While I have no doubt he can read words (probably without moving his lips), I don’t think he comprehends what he reads while he reads it, an as such, he probably doesn’t enjoy reading very much at all, hence, no interest in history, no familiarity with political issues (without a verbal briefing and constant

The possibility of a “major, major” conflict with North Korea has existed for over a decade, but until now, the probable trigger of such a conflict was the lunatic leader of North Korea, not the lunatic leader of the U.S. It’s starting to appear that Kim Jong Un is Trump’s personal scapegoat just as Saddam Hussein

If he only had a heart.

“You don’t get to deny science.”

Also known as the “Let’s keep the most skilled workers in the world out of the American work force” Order.

“If I’m going to drop a bomb, it’s going to be YUUUUUUGE! The biggest EVER! Like that Dustin Hoffman movie with the monkey. What do you got?”