No, it was caused 6000 years ago . . . by your mom.

French wine is actually much cheaper than American wine.

Yeah, I avoided BiP at first out of shame, but eventually it sucked me in, and it is a burning trash fire made of gold.

Why stupid?

I know, right? C'mon, America!

That's not actually the case. As far as alcohol consumption goes, as one measure, we're not even in the top 25. http://www.worldatlas.com/a….

Not every one who has a large smile is being insincere. And just because you smile slightly, that doesn't make your smile sincere.

Once Upon a Time: None of This Makes Any Sense.

Got it - I actually completely forgot about that incident until I just googled it. I try to forget gossip about actors, because I find it effects my ability to enjoy their performance. Solid pun.

What?? He NEVER phones it in. I'm not a huge fan, but the guy is a fucking committed actor.

So, so, so much more than I ever wanted to know.

How do you know that?

Billy Everyteen??? Why don't you take a seat over here, Dik?

Theres' an odd fantasy internet subculture around male pregnancy. Tons of fanart, as I understand it. Have zero interest in actually investigating this phenomenon, so can't say how much.

I mean, that makes sense.

What wonderfully flattery to the AV Club comments section!

Serious question - how the hell are you keeping up with this? Is there a timeline published somewhere?

Maybe you should examine yourself before offering advice to others.

You must be talking about raclette. It definitely has a "footy" smell, but it's delicious melted.

Oh, I'm so sorry, sweetie. Did having to face your own moral hypocrisy make you feel uncomfortable? It'll be okay.