I know I wasn't there, but do think it's possible in any way that her reaction had nothing to do with you? Perhaps after a long seminar and signing jag, she was just exhausted and desperate to get away from the person she had to talk to and stop signing, and she made the mistake of letting it show on her face? I'm…

Yeah, just no. If you think Buffy was a boring character, that's basically the same as saying, "I don't like the show "Buffy the Vampire Slayer." Which you can just say.

The thing I like about these characters is boring and fucking stupid they are. Just like real people.

No.

" . . . . a very good man ready to sacrifice himself for the good of everyone else." Gosh, what a novel character. We've certainly never seen a white male character exactly like this character thousands of times before. Nope. *YAAWWWN*

I think @avclub-48a8673636910f5201befc81aee3fbb3:disqus might be posting while drunk. We should ignore him out of compassion.

I'm re-watching it now, and his line delivery is very . . . same-y.

I wanted Jack and Kate to die so badly I couldn't keep watching Lost, because those fuckers kept staying alive like a couple of assholes.

Good one.

"Winds of Change" is sure winner every time, though.

Did he scream "Muad'Dib!" at the height of orgasm?

Yeah, it's fucked up place, and we've (the US) been supporting and propping up their shitty oppression and shitty monarchy for decades. It's like having an sore attached to you oozing oil.

The French work hard to earn their stereotypes.

*shhhh* . . . it's not polite to mention the period in which the French race collectively went fucking crazy.

@LiberalCollegeFreshman:disqus Absolutely, the average rap song is twice as awful, but no one wants to criticize, because they'll be accused of being racist. That's pretty much how it works - if you're being shit on, it's pretty easy to get away with shitting on another shit-on group.

That's it - I'm starting a Kickstarter campaign to collect as much money possible to make Uwe Boll go away.

I'd pay to see that.

Is there any way we could do something similar to stop Michael Bay?

Yes, the mark of a story worth reading is that's it's light, to the point, and pleasant. No worthwhile piece of literature ever deviated from these three characteristics.

I disagree with Dan on the noisy sex thing so much I want to slap him. I don't care what you're doing that's making noise - if you're doing it at an hour when your neighbors are trying to sleep so they can function at work the next day, you are a selfish, inconsiderate, rude fuckhead and you deserve to be punched in…