Pfffff. Beat ya to it.

You should probably take out the "somehow."

I'm diabetic, and I don't give a shit. I'll take a shot of Apidra and spin that goddamn wheel.

The milk in Tiger's Milk bars doesn't come from the female.

Fuck. I spent two hours yesterday (no Internet or Word synonyms) trying to think of this word…

existed.

I've never noticed pudding to stay at inns, regardless of the terms.
IIRC, puddings prefer Travelodges.

The letdowns for me had more to do with a couple WW WTF fuck-ups than anything else, but it didn't stop me watching.

"How I met Your Mother" is good for this.

I fucking LOVE this movie, and it's a fallback when I can't think of anything else to watch.

I think you meant "except." People are always getting that rong.

It hurts more going back up.

Allllarson. Or Allosaurus.

…break bats over their knee…

I love typography, but I hate thinking about it.

I was in the pharmacy asking why there were only stickers that told you to not drink/operate heavy machinery/etc. while taking medication. I want to see drugs that say "Please take with alcohol and operate a crane. It'll be awesome!!"

One of the first flowers listed is Morning Glory, a well-known invasive plant (IIRC, it is also called Knotweed or Bindweed).

Or even the proposal for a movie.

I've heard good things about it; doesn't get all rapey in the first five minutes…

Urotsukidōjihttps://en.wikipedia.org/…