To paraphrase Hank Hill, “you’re not making Christianity better, you’re making comedy worse!”

Nathan Fielder clearly pitched this and the same person who missed the Starbucks cup on GOT let this slip through.

F

Press F to Deadspin Forever.

Let Spanfeller know directly what you think at 917-881-5965

The Wikipedia post for Spanfeller is gold.

This will now be the only place to read articles that stick to sports.

Stick to audio and or visual equipment reviews.

140 snakes?

That’s 138 more than killed Deadspin. 

Shit!!! Sounds like an excellent office gift for a certain someone upstairs? 

Drew Magary is free. Maybe he can start a “Why Your Star System Sucks” feature.

Is Kathleen Kennedy as dumb and craven as Spanfeller? I think not.

I’m assuming that the Star Wars franchise will survive these management issues.

Fuck, I love y’all. <3

This looks great, and an A minus review from Mr. Dowd makes me think this must be truly special. Why, it almost took my mind off the fact that Jim Spanfeller is a massive piece of shit who ran Deadspin into the ground.

I’m a little disappointed that it’s not coming to a theater near me, though considering Dowd’s description of the de-aging effects, it might work a bit better on a small screen.

Martin Scorses is such a great director, it almost makes me not think for a second about what an absolute shitheel and incompetent Jim Spanfeller is. 

Deadspin took tons of chances on people and types of articles other places wouldn’t. Even if you didn’t like them, the media world is a lot worse for having fewer places like that.