Iiiiiiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia

One day I hope to be as funny as you!

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

Disclaimer: My brother sent me this. I did not make it myself 

Jets fans are used to seeing who’s at quarterback and going, “Look - fuck.”

The only amusing thing about the Jets quarterback situation right now is listening to Tessitore slowly enunciate Luke Falk’s name to avoid inadvertently cursing. 

I assume D+ is going to offer a two-tiered subscription system. A standard plan that includes every season of the Simpsons, and a premium plan that only includes seasons 1-9.

I probably shouldn’t reply to you because you’re a troll but I will.

Ehhhhh. Voltorb and Electrode were just spheres with faces, Grimer and Muk are just blobs, and Exeggcute is just eggs with faces. Between that and Horsea literally just being a seahorse, they’ve always had some low-brow ideas.

I never really “got” Car Talk as a kid, much to the surprise of the adults in my life. I was a little car nut from Massachusetts, after all. And my dad loved it. But this story closes a lot of loops for me.

I would watch every Jaguars game if she was the color commentator.

It gives me no pride to say that we are the Bills fans of the south. Even London doesn’t like us. Imagine a culture that enslaved most of the known world, eats cold beans for breakfast, and can’t even properly execute its own political and economic suicide pact thinking that they are too good for your 90s…

His new favorite player is Nate Fortles.

Not sure on the details, but there is a good chance a Molotov cocktail is involved

If a WYTS Jaguars’ edition ever goes by and I don’t post this, assume I’m dead:

The REAL question here is how will the #1 fan handle it.