Ah, Leela’s experiencing the greatest joy a woman can feel: worshipping some low-life jerk.

Ah, no Peg.

“Many people are saying they’d like to play with me. The best people. Very best. Very beautiful people. My uncle, who was a player for MIT, told me that I have a great football mind. One of the best. Maybe the best. Very natural football scientist. Many people are saying so. I don’t know. Maybe I am.”

I feel like I’ve heard somewhere that Fitzpatrick went to a school with lots of really smart people, right? You’d think that by now, he’d have learned how to prevent more children.

There can’t be Ape Escape on there since the controllers aren’t dualshocks.

They are both weird penises

I used to own Cannonball Run 2, but then I used the VHS to film people having sex. Because I’m a pervert.

This is why I only own two movies: Cannonball Run 2, and The Making-Of Cannonball Run 2. 

I thought that the other Gruden coached the Redskins.

God, Jason is a delight.

Counterpoint: this is basically the best thing I saw last year

JAKE JORTLES!

Awww, I was rooting for Jason Mendoza's team last year :(

Never forget:

Came to post this, pleased to see.

Obligatory

The Jaguars last game of the playoffs:

Why didn’t Conan care about Case Closed when it took the timeslot of Pierre Benard’s favorite late night anime, Cowboy Bebop?

“Say what you will about Hitler, but at least he killed Hitler.”

This is not a conversation about what you do and don’t like about The Last Jedi.