Just wait till some team signs Brandon Weeden as their new safety!

While you’re waiting in line for 2 hours to get in at your snobby hipster, organic mozzerella pizza place, only to pay $25+ for a fig and prosciutto pizza, Second Deck and I are gonna have eaten our way through every god damn delicious slice that Costco has pumped out during that time. And we’ll only have spent $10…

This is a bad take, and you should feel bad.

LABO IS COMING

Only if it’s a musical

He looks like poor Ken Griffey, Jr. after drinking too much growth tonic.

That wouldn’t fly in Hollywood. It’s more of a Shelbyville idea.

I’d pay to see a disaster movie featuring an out-of-control monorail.

Sherman: Coach, things are getting stale. There’s something I want to run by you.

Yup. Back in January, during the Jaguars’ improbable playoff run, I remember lots of jokes on Twitter and the AVC comments about how @nbcthegoodplace only followed those two accounts. Eh, might as well mix things up!

They probably liked the fact that RG3's knee isn’t even capable of bending.

It was the Os Johnny had trouble with. He had no trouble with the Xs.

I might die if I try to review all games, though that doesn’t mean I won’t try anyway!

I was just going to read the article, then I clicked the video and heard to the voice.

it’s a hyperviolent first-person shooter and we’re already making it lol

I’ll admit I feel like less of a human being FOR liking them, but by god I actually find them useful! And I do so hate hitting an extra button to play a trailer. So much WORK.

I like the produced trailers auto-playing, but those generic ones are brutal and generally unhelpful.

DON’T DATE ROBOTS!

Damnit, AV Club, I was all ready for a fight and you went and put the Good Place, the best television series of the year, in first place. I can’t argue with this. This show is amazing because it gets little details right and doesn’t try to drag out mysteries for 20 episodes. It deserved to win on the “Jason figured it…