Anyone who talks about crossfit is instantly a bodybore in my eyes

What? Nothing for Jim Parsons or Modern Family? When will the underdogs win?

Also my take-away.

Apparently, I need to watch this Olive Kitteridge.

Oh, the weather outside is frightful

I usually say “when you offer to finance them and babysit!” or I tell people we’re “just practicing” for now. At least my parents have shut up for a little while so it must be working?

Now when people ask me when I’m having a baby (got married in May, not planning to reproduce, ever), I say, “Once someone tells me how babies are made!” That usually shuts them up, because that’s when (THAT’S when) they realize they are asking me, “when do you plan on carrying to term the byproduct of your husband’s…

You gotta love the internet... read an incredibly tragic story, then go down to the comments and see a bunch of people griping about a typo.

No. I do not like this relationship between Rih Rih and and Travis because he is a DICK. Story time.

Yes, she’s the one who refused, and it worked out completely to her detriment because she entered the marriage as the lower earning partner and ended the marriage as the higher earning partner who had to hand over a significant chunk of her newly acquired change to Lachey in the divorce settlement, thus making her…

I didn’t really realize until now that there were two different Lachey brothers. Like, I’d heard the names “Drew Lachey” and “Nick Lachey” but I think each time I heard a different name my brain was like, oh you must have forgotten the name of that Lachey guy, it's actually this.

Yup. And he may be spending her money now but she certainly spent his back then. Isn’t that marriage?

I’m sorry. Heroin is the definition of a Bad Idea.

Yep. A thin person gets told to “eat a sammich.” A fat person gets told to kill herself.

Like, I get there are people who are going to be assholes to others no matter what. Either you’re too fat or too skinny, it doesn’t matter to them, they will try to bum you out. And I get “eat a sandwich” or “ew you can see her ribs” are rude and esteem stabbing things to say to someone, and you don’t tear someone…

#SkinnyAcceptance = #AllLivesMatter

Fuck all those warped losers....

Riding across Canada is great. Everyone from the Maritimes does it.

I loved her documentary on Netflix, “Tig” I’ve never wished as much happiness to a total stranger as I did to Tig while watching it. You can’t not love her after watching it. Totally recommend it to everyone! No moleste.