Wait how’d you get access to the Gizmodo Code of Standards, they haven’t even let me see it yet.

Its soo heavy! Why is it so so heavy!

I understand and sympathize with both sides of this argument. On one hand you can’t go back to pristine. If our species is to survive you can never go home again. Things must change. We evolve.

MINE! Already fired off an email to the guy. $1500 for that is a steal considering that the R100 I looked at that was actually on fire and parked under a truck wheel in pieces was going for $2500.

Your move, Pharell...

Nationalize? I think you mean support existing enterprises by warping the market forces to only support existing, government supported corporations and businesses, while putting barriers to entry or business in place for other non-state approved businesses, like Jewish-owned department stores. I believe the phrase…

I think I know where you’re going with that and while I agree with you, you do have to take new bike reviews for what they are. I just take the information they provide and file it away to apply it to my particular situation. I know not every article will apply to me or my situation. Yes, you can get a lot of bike for…

Well, your logic here is as rational and well reasoned as it is irrefutable.

I love this one:

welcome to every brand ever

As great as it is someone is making good looking gear for women, this kevlar-lined jean thing needs to stop. Lots of companies are doing it, and they haven’t caught on because they are unbelievably fucking hot. Like flannel-lined jeans hot.

that is as much Isetta as my ass is is chips and dip...

The 520 bridge is also good at that:

two classes of thinking

I ran this race with Tyler - it was great! My favorite part was the signs spread around the course that said ‘Three-wheeled Commies Go This Way’

not a single thing

I always open these articles thinking “oh god, not another rushed wanabe scrambler”. I always close them thinking “damn, that’s one cool looking bike”. What’s so wrong with this so called “scrambler revival” again?

I find that in general any commenter who makes an inflammatory comment, and then feels the need to respond to every single resulting comment individually, is probably not very good at the internet and very well may be a psychopath.

As an Infiniti guy who’s owned an 04, 08, and 13, I can attest that there are many silly ricers out there.