You should have reminded her before her second anniversary that brides have a year to write thank you notes for gifts given so if she wrote one ASAP she’d still be within the acceptable time period. Because that amount of awful requires some next-level snark in return.

Everything about this woman oozes “Your unstable former co-worker named Holly.” Like, you can imagine people having a conversation about her in the break room

I read it on the internet so it must be true. It’s illegal to put lies on the Internet.

Go into a bathroom and turn off the lights. Light a candle and throw water on the bathroom mirror. Then say forcefully:

Anyone who thinks Obama ISN’T center right hasn’t been paying any attention whatsoever to Obama.

Don’t trust anyone over 30, amirite?!?!??

I particularly liked the quantitative likelihood of 10% being arrived at by a ‘spokesman for the bar’, on the flawless evidence that the assaulted woman kissed the man at the bar before being raped in the bathroom and (surely the truth-pivot-point) walked through the bathroom door without force or assistance prior to…

America doesn’t know what the left looks like. We think a person who doesn’t devote the majority of their time to legislating against abortion is axiomatically a leftist.

Obama IS center-right.

You’re right. Bernie Sanders can’t save black people. And you don’t need to worry about it. Hillary is going to be president and maintain the same center-right politics that have been in place for 8 years. Welcome to America.

Of course there goes that blue line again! So now we have a classic example of police misconduct by “protecting” one of their own AND victim blaming. Well isn’t this just a wonderful little shit sandwich!

David Johnson previously worked for the East Baton Rouge Parish Sheriff’s Office as a full-time deputy from July 1997 to May 2003 .

yeah but do you get PAID for your job?? Idk unpaid internships are basically free labor and they piss me off

Eh, that’s a “Duplo”-line set, for ages 2-5. Just checked the Lego site, the non-pink sets in that range also have small numbers of huge pieces.

Its a great TSOL song too..

• property is theft
  

This is rape.

This had nothing to do with drugs and everything to do with exerting power by sexually assaulting this woman. This is so beyond fucked up. And yet another instance where some power hungry asshole is backed up by his peers. This female cop didn’t stop and think “this seems illegal and totally rapey, maybe I should say…

Well, you and your brother are clearly communists rather than good American children.