Aw, my favorite little dwarf planet is cuter than I ever imagined!

Jessica Blankenship, probable 11 year old girl, has a lot of issues she needs to work through

“shared ad nauseam on Facebook” I love when this phrase is used with things that literally induce vomiting.

Since we make forms from electronic files, it doesn’t even require white out. Just edit the file, hit save, et voila! Your form now says Parent 1 and Parent 2. Government of Arkansas, my consulting fee is $10M per hour, so your bill is $41,666.67 for the 15 seconds of work. Thank you. I take cash or check.

The free market DID speak, and it resulted in GM being bankrupt...until the government decided to bail them out..

Something something free market capitalism something something consumer choice something something market forces.

Looking awfully smug there, young lawyer who can probably afford her own birth control.

Is there a part in the bible about minding your own business?

‘Believing that every human person has God-given worth’

Sweet Monkey Jesus.

I asked if Elite Daily could help me find the person impersonating me. “Unfortunately we’re not able to give out other people’s email addresses,” a PR person emailed me.

This is true among atheists/skeptics, too. Dawkins is of course the most high profile example, but the misogyny and the outright refusal to examine or admit it because they believe they are perfectly rational is depressingly common.

Can’t wait for someone to chime in with a personal anecdote that disproves this study because that’s how we analyze science these days!

It’s not burocracy that’s the problem, it’s space. Radiation causes errors in standard kinds of chips, so something sent beyond the moon requires very special chips that are hardened against radiation. (Especially a craft like this which will spend 10 years on a once in a lifetime trip, and requires nearly prefect…

I bet that’s entirely the reason. So insightful of you. It’s not *racism,* per se, just a serious commitment to lessening the amount of mariachi music they’re tangentially exposed to.

In other news, at least 28% of whites “are garbage people”, “should not be allowed to share populated areas with other non-garbage human beings.”

Speak for yourself, Blerg.

Literally what

But don’t you know? Children (like women!) exist as rewards for adult men who have “earned” their time and affection, and not as beings unto themselves with needs and desires and agency!

I’m a family law attorney, and my office has been up in arms about this all week.