A mountain of cocaine?

Surprised I didn't hear about this on Jelopnic.com first!

Corruption and Chicago? Surely you can't be serious!

Please tell me you used your credit card to buy the H1 and the GTR. Please don't tell me you left all of those frequent flier miles and hotel points on the table.

Wow, this is wasteful. You could have donated that PT Cruiser and made a less fortunate person's life a little bit shittier.

Doug DeMuro

The button also sets your radio to "Only Eurobeat" mode.

Lord, I was born a Scramblin' man. But I'm trying to make a living and doing the best I can. But when it's time for voting, I hope you'll understand: Total crackpipe for this plan.

What if the Socialist Revolution happen within the next five years and we burn the bourgeois atop a pile of bank-owned car titles?

Unions are like vaccines to the shittiest work conditions, and much like vaccines a certain crowd that thinks of themselves as enlightened doesn't see the use for them because they've reaped the benefits for so long that the benefits are taken for granted.

When I waited tables, if a guy snapped his fingers at me, I just told them "No" and laughed at them.

I've honestly never seen someone drink a diet coke for any reason other than liking the flavor. It seems like one of those internet boogey men to me.

Who the heck eats ice cream in a bowl? It already comes in a ready-to-eat carton/tub. Why you gotta make an extra dish to wash?

Shyness is your secret weapon! Nobody thinks that the quiet one is a threat.

I'm one of those "and a diet coke" people, but only because I hate the taste of regular coke. If I need the caffeine, I'm going to order a diet coke no matter what I'm eating. #notalldietcoke

you know we also have jobs here in Canada.