So jealous. I bet you trot this tidbit out whenever life gets sad, and I hate you for it. But love you for it. But hate you for it.

My dad’s side of my family is very small, and within two years he lost his last living parent and one of his two brothers. We’re not the funeral type, but they were present to receive my uncle’s ashes and my dad picked up the box, thought for a moment and said, “he ain’t heavy, he’s my brother” and everyone cracked…

Homophobia is the fear that a man will treat you the way that you treat women.

pfft. Interns aren’t people, duh.

Wish I could give this more stars.

I love you. Please make more references to anarchism.

And look, it has, like, 8pieces, cause clearly girls are too dumb to follow the complex instructions in a Lego set. wtf.

I’ve heard many anecdotes regarding wages from coworkers involving “oh, we gave him more money because he has children.” Cool, glad wage negotiations come down to how many kids you have, and not ability and experience. *thumbs up*

It’s only socialism if that money ever made it to society. You could put the tax rate to 90%, but you’d see the average cost of a government contract skyrocket at the same time.

Zewd-thap-as-fem-is-jick

Not just celebrities, and not just management. As a skilled laborer, even the next rung up, your basic white collar engineer, has high contempt for the people who actually make the thing that the company sells. Instead of listening to good ideas, its condescension abounds. The plebs clearly can’t know anything, if…

#trumpfur4prez

Don’t forget TWO hospitals. Fellow Seattleite here. *hugs* for your childhood ordeal, my chickenpox was amazingly minor, I think I had 3 bumps.

How wide is a bible width? The tall end? Would the short way be scandelous? ‘Omg, Betty and Jim are slow dancing a Bible’s thickness away, that floozy.’

Clearly the answer is bunk cubicles. Put the nuclear-furnace people on the bottom, and they radiate heat up to the fridgid sub-zeros sitting above. Problem solved.

Glad the first comment was exactly what I was thinking.

Only if they believe Yahoo is a competitor.

“I’ll be your gentleman caller if you’ll be my lady friend” is the new “let’s go steady”

Were you expecting any less?

As a Seattle native, the progressive moniker is so undeserved. Some real vile, overt racism and sexism exists here.