Wouldn’t an Oscar make him an even more rare PEGOT, since he also got a Pulitzer this year?

Listen, I’m going to take this as a sign that a long-cursed entity can defeat a racist mascot — and that it can happen twice in one week. Go Hubbies!

This is too perfect / mystifying.

I think this calls for some country hip hop line dancing!

“Oh, my god, cover her she’s HIDEOUS!!! Those CURVES, she looks like some regular woman on the street or something! Can somebody, I don’t know, find a tarp to put over her?”

This is far more superb than you’ll get praise for.

“This one tells us that kidnapping, Stockholm syndrome and bestiality are all just fine, as long as the girl finds love in the end.”

So I searched for “jagoff gif” and this is what I found.

sure, fine, but alcoholism is also very real, and if someone drives drunk and crashes his car into 320 million people, I’m going to feel sorrier for the people he crashed into than the driver.

Yes, I am wondering how much this teen’s dad is responsible for her thinking this mess is in any way caused by her “frailty”.

Maybe it’s Dad’s fault his 15 year old daughter had self-esteem issues and wound up sexting with a perv. (To paraphrase Chris Rock.... “If your 15 year old is sexting with a perv, you f**ked up as a dad.”)

The “Hillary Clinton” = “Lady MacBeth” line of thinking has always been strong in the public consciousness. When a man does something wrong, it’s because a woman is to blame. Like that time Eve made Adam eat the fruit from the tree of knowledge.

Seriously. What an asshole. How about blaming the perv sexting your daughter rather than the woman who had literally nothing to do with it, Pops?

Duck and cover! Duck and cover!

This is legitimately the first time I’ve been afraid during this entire thunderfuck of an election season. I’ve been so confident in the American people and the electoral process that I truly was not afraid of Trump possibly winning. Now Anthony Weiner’s dick and an asshole with a vendetta might be the reason a cheeto…

This poor girl. She’s too young to be dealing with any of this and her parents should be shielding her instead of yakking to the press.

I’m thinking about hiding under my desk circa 1960 bomb drill style

So Dad, your daughter was the target of a predator and now it is Clinton’s fault and you regret voting for her. You are an idiot and you anger is not where it should be.

I want to bury my face in my hands but I don’t think I can go deep enough.