This is always gonna be my favorite - his reaction to baby pope.

I’m going to miss him so much!

Scientology hooks people with logical approaches to problem solving. Once they’re hooked, then they start auditing, which involves confessing/reliving horrible things in your life until they no longer have power over you. Plus Scientologists have to take classes that cost a lot of money - and the CoS will help you…

Seriously, that excuse is not working for me at all!

Right? Who dates Mariah Carey and expects her to be anything other than Head Diva In Charge?

However, a source near to Packer denies these allegations, asserting that Packer severed his tie with Carey because she is “a diva.”

#HappyHalloween

If it keeps $50 million out of the hands of Scientology, I’m all for it.

Of all the reasons to break up with someone (excluding things that are illegal), ‘because they are involved in scientology or listen to those who are’ is a pretty unimpeachable one.

The best thing about it is it’s truly that; a freaking fee! She doesn’t actually need a penny of it. I love her so much. May I study at her Fuck This Shit University.

The $50 million inconvenice fee! Yassssss QUEEN!

Red on yella, kill a fella.

I’m just tacking up handwritten flyers on telephone poles.

Can you show me the Craigslist draft you have ready?

I’m looking to form a club.

Besides you?

admit it....how many other people clicked on this waiting for that crazy dude who gets bit by shit to show how bad it is???

So how many guys in Spudblight County, Idaho have these things as pets?

There’s a lot of WTF to process here.

Then we’ve got really bad teenage ideas like this. Boy when these black kids get older they probably won’t find this funny or cute: