Welp, that’s enough internet for tonight.

Just set the world on fire. All of it.

This election isn’t just a dumpster fire, it’s a dumpster fire careening down a hill, causing traffic accidents and slamming right into the side of an orphanage.

true! In respect to the men, the true victims here, we women should all present our pussies for grabbing to any and all men on the streets who feel the need to take comfort in them. It’s the least we can do!

I actually had tears in my eyes listening to a woman on MSNBC (whose name unfortunately I can’t remember) as these stories were breaking talk about Crooks’ boyfriend saying he didn’t think it was the physical intrusion that upset Crooks so much as it was the feeling of powerlessness...that she couldn’t say or do…

What’s amazing is I really think he might have gotten away with this had he and his campaign not been so stupid as to break out Bill’s past to use against Hillary. If he had kept his mouth shut and hadn’t started giving signals that he was going to bring up these charges in the debate, I don’t believe that the Access…

I mean we also have the shithead MRAs arguing that rape should be legal on private property

I think it’s kind of disturbing that we’re talking about the women instead of their male relatives. 

And let’s not forget that he has been treated very unfairly by the press until this month. And by unfairly, I mean being given an inordinate amount of attention while never being called on his shit by the media.

I am 32. I consider myself a strong ass woman. Not a victim. NEVER a victim. But what is shocking, and humbling about this entire election is the fact that other women are speaking out about things that I have just accepted in my life as part of being a woman, and that I’ve forgotten about until now. I truly forgot…

I can’t remember where I read it, but supposedly both Trump and Jared Kushner were made aware of the “grab them by the pussy” tape a day or two before it was released. They shrugged it off, because they didn’t think it would be a big deal.

It makes me fear for my rights and safety as a woman. No election has ever done that.

I honestly think he never gave a second thought to any of this before now, because he never considered that there was a possibility that these women might not have liked it before now.

The boomerang you threw is predictably coming back to lick you in the head!

How is this woman so evil, first of all, but also HOW did she not see that coming?

#Repealthe19th, ladies and gentlemen. That’s where we’re at now. This election season has gone so far below the bottom of the barrel, so quickly, that it has punctured a hole in space-time. It now dwells in a dimension that lacks even the concept of barrels.

Uh...Why did he think it would be a good idea to run for office?

Duck Kellyanne! The boomerang you threw is predictably coming back to lick you in the head!