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Damn, I have seen this comment on every article, across different media properties, in regards to this topic. Right down to “I hate Trump.”

Right? These genuinely sound like the comments of people from the era when being a nerd was a bad thing, rather than a valuable thing. Maybe the guy was an unpleasant nut, but nothing they’ve said actually indicates why they’ve all got such a hair in the asscracks about him.

Just give him his stapler back already!

I kept waiting for someone to say his glasses were taped together and he had a slide ruler in his front pocket.

I heard he would steal lunches out of the breakroom fridge and commit a few “silent but deadlies” in the elevator too. Lock him up.

I hope people who need to evacuate are able to do so. In all seriousness, the second Disney and other theme parks announced they were going to be closed, I knew it was serious.

During Charlie Sheen’s “tiger blood” meltdown, he mentioned that his habit of calling the very young women he’s fucking “goddesses” originated with Sean Penn. I can’t think of that without shuddering.

You have no idea the joy this comment has brought me.

Right?

He’s not half-bad now either.

Her name’s Leila George. Physically, very much of a type with Robin Wright (see pic).

Yes! The Sideways Bobby!

He chopped a guys head off with a car door on Daredevil. I wouldn’t be messing with his family.

Just did the math — I’ve been disgusted by Sean Penn for six years longer than his new girlfriend has been alive.

Take that back! Young Vincent d’Onofrio was so handsome.

While reading the article, a horrifying would-you-rather came to mind once I saw her most recent job: Sean Penn or James Franco?

Has anyone questioned Sir Charles Litton, nee Christopher Plummer or Lady Litton on their whereabouts during the robbery?

He’ll just give him one of these...

Regarding Sean Penn, Vincent D’Onofrio does not strike me as someone who would put up with much shit when it comes to someone mistreating his daughter. I base this solely on having watched all of his Law & Order:Criminal Intent episodes. DUN DUN.

Sean Penn has a new, extremely young girlfriend