Chilling. Jalopnik tech operatives were able to hack into F105's telemetry stream and get a small sample of code that the robot car is using to control itself. Here's an actual sample of the code, written in the standard language of these machines, AppleSoft Basic:

Hahaha.

Wow, this is wasteful. You could have donated that PT Cruiser and made a less fortunate person's life a little bit shittier.

I was sitting at lunch the other day and heard a woman at the booth behind me say this:

Round here they have 'Performance Indicators'. You have absolutely no idea how different to quotas they are.

No... they don't have quotas... they have "targets".

Tell that to the officers in my area who admit they do.

I've always wanted a turbo activated by a button. Science should really get on this.

Don't forget the zip ties! :D

Let me tell you something. Anyone who can afford a Bugatti doesn't need a big penis.

*modrern stock pickup trucks

Fun fact: If you drive like a prude to work, you can have more gas when you want to hoon on the weekend.

That all police officers don't operate on a quota.

What a guy drives makes no difference with women.

What 4WD really does is it digs you in up to the hubs at BOTH ends of the car before you grind to a halt. :)

You just need to broaden your definition of 'fixed'

Everything can be fixed with a hammer

I wish that my Insurance Company had my best interests in mind in the event of a wreck, as opposed to trying to pay me the least amount of money legally possible.