I've thought about the sane thing, only with a GT-R.

I wouldn't mind carrying 7 of my friends and unsuspectingly launching that beast...

Can you imagine taking this back to 1980 and finding a guy with a Countach and say, "5 sec 0-60? That's cute. Oh, this truck that's bigger than your house? Yeah, it's quickish. Wanna drag?" Poor 1980s guy, I can hear your tears from here.

You just never see them. Fully-loaded AMGs, Range Rovers, Porsches, Bentleys - basically tons of luxury cars priced far above the Viper - are pretty commonplace in Bethesda and Potomac.

I see G63s sooo often

It is a unicorn worth hunting for.

Mr. Macanamera, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and…

Regular cars dude.

A Dodge Viper isn't normal, mate.

I believe there's less than a hundred W8 Passat Wagons with a manual in the US

V12 Q7/ V10 Touareg/ W8 Passat

Explain to me how that qualifies as a normal car.

I want to see Carrera GT's, where does this happen?

VW Type III Karmann Ghia. Super rare, especially in the US. I saw my first example about 20 years ago on a back road in Virginia, I had to stop to check it out. Have only seen one since and that was at a car museum.

This may be the worst answer to a jalopnik question i've ever seen

I too, am a proud E36 M3 coupe owner! 1999 Cosmos on anthracite leather, 5 speed (of course). I absolutely love my BMW! You said exactly what I clicked on this link to comment.

I miss the 90s BMW 3, 5, and 7 series. Yea, they all looked similar but they all looked incredibly composed and classy without shouting for…

A very delicious short sausage!

You've never really lived until the Viper you're driving gets dusted by some dude in a supercharged E36 M3. "I'm just gonna pull away right about...what the hell just happened?"

I agree. The new ones do look like stink.

Hey buddy I take offense to the e36 cheapo refrence! I happen to own a sexy ass e36!