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MongoTheCynic
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Smartest play:

Lobotomy, Scientology, a 5 Carat diamond ring, divorce.  That’s all I got. 

This is a pretty good way for a celebrity to un-beloved herself.

“You can say ‘molested,’” Streisand started, ominously, “But those children, as you heard them say [the grown-up Robson and Safechuk], they were thrilled to be there.

I have so many people using my Netflix account, I feel as though my data would be really fucking confusing to them.

As someone who plays on PC a lot, and often times needs to pick up a random third, I want you to know that the way you play would not receive condemnation from me or my squad. The only time I am ever angry with people is when they’re doing shit like looting during the middle of the fight. You need to grab a shield off

They made a terrible mistake and made promises they couldn’t keep, but it appears they’ve delivered on almost every single line item and then some. Yes, it took 2+ years of free updates, but this is a shining example of making it right. 

I was just wondering yesterday if there would be another new update for this game. They’ve changed so much since launch it’s pretty astounding.

Abbington was great! I was so surprised to see he was played by Fred Armisen!

This is a very good write up. I've only been to the theatre twice so I have caught on to this hidden narrative, but I'll be sure to do so now. Thanks!

One of my favorite moments from RDR2 was being able to be that one jerk in the theater without any repercussions what so ever

Wait a sec...isn’t that a Navy film? Even thought they’re in the air? Someone Google this!

All of the issues with Fallout 76 are due to poor design decisions (no raiders, wtf?!) as well as the fact they are trying to make an MMORPG out of a historically single player game engine. My theory is, they really want multiplayer features, and are using FO:76 to alleviate costs to develop the net stack by having

you can’t do half the fun stuff you can do in skyrim in eso tho

ESO is a Hero Engine game, a game engine used by SWTOR, DC Online and other MMORPGs. It’s an engine specifically designed to make “WoW killers” with. It doesn’t feel, play or look like a Bethesda Games Studios game at all. So the comparison doesn’t work. 

Elder Scrolls Online is not a good addition to the Elder Scrolls series and I will say why I think this. Despite the engine being antiquated, Skyrim is still super fun to play. It is extremely obvious that ES:Online is a game contracted out to some other company with a different kind of game engine. Its a completely

I played my first match yesterday. Did the tutorial a few times (playing around with the guns), fiddled with the menu for a minute trying to get it to remember my Pathfinder character selection and then hit the big scary play button.

Oh geeze, that one leads to a dark hole.
Like taking out more money to win your losses back in a casino.

This list was great. For me it’s always, “Well we can’t end on THAT!”

I’ll play until I find a Havok.