Damn you PatFanda!!! I had just finally stopped crying!!! That right there, was everything that should be right with our country. And now my giant fat cat is yowling and squeaking at me wondering what is wrong. 

I’ve had a few friends like that, and they’re typically a bit less secure discussing their emotional state and react a bit poorly and put up walls of denial when they feel vulnerable. My subjective opinion is it’s a byproduct of hastily grasping at anything for cover.

AWWWWWWW thanks for posting this! Quincy wants to meet them...

I recently read that it’s incredibly common for men to get into a new relationship faster than women do after the end of a long-term relationship. it doesn’t really mean that he is over you. It more likely means that he can’t be alone. 

That dog has a lovely burrito.

My ex-fiance already met a new woman after we have been broken up for only 2 weeks. Actually, he met her after we had only been broken up for a week.

“that we watch the one with Jane Fonda and Diane Keaton where they read the 50 Shades books”

That’s really obnoxiously convenient. Aren’t vasectomies reversible too? 

I just wanted to say thank you to all you kind internet strangers. 2 years ago I posted on here about my relationship crumbling and feeling like I was losing myself. I was a stay at home mom and my ex had preferred to keep it that way. Lived with him and his mom who i just didn’t get along with. My anxiety was through…

That’s great news about the interview! I am sure you did a great job. Here’s hoping that all goes well! 

Such good news!

I’m going to drink red red wine tonight and try to forget this week, this crazy place our country is in, how angry I am as a woman. Kavanaugh is a bad guy, in many ways. And judges who lie and distort facts to justify making the decision they want are not judges that can be trusted to fairly decide cases. So this is a…

Hooray! Congratulations on the new place, and the moving-in things. That’s absolutely smashing, and I hope the two of y’all have a great time setting everything up and making it a proper home for the two of you. 

Hello, everyone. The world is shit. Weirdly, even though I got dumped last week*, that’s not the thing that’s upsetting me nearly as much as the news. I don’t know about y’all, but tonight I’m eating my feelings: oxtail stew, cheesy polenta, red wine, and apple cider caramel chocolates. What are you eating?

Great news. Hopefully you’re not so close you can still hear the 2am Kanye!

I got a job interview for a position in Museum Education and I don’t know how well I did, but I’m thrilled they interviewed me. I volunteer there already, so I know most of the Education department (I’ve been there longer than the director!)

Wowsas.  I’ve been both the regretful sender and puzzled recipient of some not-intended messages, but THAT tops them all by a mile!  

Im in social work too and have received a few texts that weren't meant for me.... But none near as hilarious as that!! Omg I bet that client is so embarrassed

I work in a social work department. One of my social worker colleagues had a text from one of his service users the other day. The text said “do you want to get together later for anal and then I’ll return the favour?” Then there were loads of texts saying “that wasn’t meant for you.”

Been pretty convinced that a somewhat sizable portion of Splinter’s approved popular commenters are right wingers trolling as angry uber progressives. Sometimes the language seems way too close to an alt-right meme of antifa or some other such shit. It wouldn’t be anywhere near the first times it’s been done on GMG…