Kanye’s the kind of sophomoric dunce who believes that clinging to a minority opinion makes you a free thinking revolutionary as opposed to overwhelmingly wrong. He thinks he’s friggin’ Copernicus, but Copernicus didn’t think he was too smart to need books.

How could Kanye be bad for the brand of someone who got famous from a sex tape?

How could Kanye be bad for the brand of someone who got famous from a sex tape?

He lied. Multiple times. Under oath.
These are facts.

my guess would be that he meant connections in the sense of a person who is not qualified but has a family that makes a major donation or has a powerful friend put in a good word with the admissions board. I think it’s not unusual for students to have some type of family legacy. He could also have just been lying (and…

The exchange with Klobuchar is actually less embarrassing and ridiculous in the parody. 

I don’t know, “doit2julia!, the Proudest, Drunkest Virgin” might not come across like you mean it to...

Handsy Hank...Gang Bang Greg... those damn liberals are gonna drag their names through the mud!

Wow I missed that. I saw the beginning of his performance before it was cut off (I think before it went over time). But I did see him wearing the MAGA hat, and that alone made me cringe.

Why did Kavanaugh say he got into Yale with no connections when his grandfather went there?

I’m considering changing my username to Proudest, Drunkest Virgin.

“I can’t believe I flew on Southwest for this.”

Honestly, SNL should be ashamed for besmirching the good name of Donkey Dong Doug.

I liked the part where Kanye motioned at Michael Che to agree with him and even Che was like “Nope.”

Are we going to talk about Kanye wearing a MAGA hat and getting booed by the audience for giving a pro-trump rant? He literally said the Democrats planned to take black fathers out of homes and put them on welfare. WTF? I guess most of it never made it on air but Chris Rock posted a video of it, it’s pretty cringey.

When Grassley said, “Well I’m hard as hell,” I died. And then when Kennedy called the female prosecutor Miss Frizzle, I died again.

When he said “I’m a keg is half full type of guy” I almost fell off my chair. Brilliant. (Even though Matt Damon has shown himself to be pretty ignorant of his own white male privilege in the past)

Kava-DOPE is going down and it’s of his own doing. He can’t blame a “vast left-wing conspiracy”. Nope. The blame falls on Brett Kavanaugh.

Lindsay Graham can get fucked as well. His day of reckoning is long past due.

I went to public school k-12, and then I went to a university where a large number of students were from single-sex Catholic schools.

Klobuchar opened her questioning by telling Kavanaugh that her father was an alcoholic and now in AA.