what a sad world we live in where the miss america pageant is a better source of speaking truth than news programs

“There are many copies... and they have a plan.”

Ok well, I didn’t quite see it as that. Bieng from MA and having a best friend who is unfortunatly OBSESSED with pagents (all three of her girls are involved in some way or form), I’ve heard Taveras speak on this issue before. I think she was saying, coming from a country that right now does not look all that great…

Eyes that appear devoid of any sincere emotion are off putting to me. Sorry?

I can’t imagine how hard it is to keep smiling that long.  I doubt it was anything to do with what Michigan was saying.

Does anyone else feel like pageants have become a sort of schmuck bait?

I feel like we go through the same cycle with them every year: First they’re announced and then feminists/liberals/progressives/etc. respond with the standard eye rolls and outrage about how backwards and sexist they are and how we need to move…

Its important to keep a spare around.

In that clip I enjoyed watcing Miss South Carolina’s pageant smile slowly slip away in the background as Miss Michigan spoke.

I had the pleasure of working with Emily for a few months. She is fantastic and has certainly used her platform to bring relevant issues forth. I was impressed with her then, even more so now. Get it, Em!

Wow.  Miss Michigan looks like a doppelganger of Amber Heard.  

omg this is such a terrible idea, if you’re looking for more than just the sexxx

It’s so easy to see other people as worthwhile, isn’t it? I’ve been borderline suicidal and feeling worthless all year, but I can tell that you’re funny, disarming, smart, and a fighter. I don’t know you, but I admire you.

Honestly? As soon as I found out the ex had been whoring around for months, I took myself down the lady-positive vibe emporium and treated myself to something nice to keep on nightstand.

Hiiiiii love you miss you you’re my fave jezzie.

Sure, sex is great and all, but have you ever taken yourself away for the weekend to the coast and just did whatever the fuck you wanted for 72 hours? That’s what I’m doing, and it’s lovely! Slept in today, went for a walk on the beach, ate ice cream and pizza for dinner, then walked along the beach some more.…

She hops away, but she comes back. On the beach, she’s next to her carrier, which is out of shot. She hopped away, came back, nibbled the grass and hopped back into the carrier- she’s cautious in new places, and she knows who’s got the treats ;) She’s not “trained” per se, but rabbits are really social and they learn…

I got REALLY mad at work a couple weeks ago because while trying to resolve a very frustrating problem I kind of copped a bit of an attitude in an email with a man who was being incredibly unhelpful. I wasn’t rude at all. I just broke it down so any regular dumbass could understand. He didn’t appreciate that and made…

Congrats! Welcome to the club. Membership cost is all your money but also that awesome feeling that something is yours.

Hi everyone! Thank you to all of you who gave me advice re: road tripping with my furry friend. It went great and she seemed to actually enjoy the experience. All your tips really helped! (especially the reminder to take paper towel- life saver) Here’s our vacation photos!

You will never again have nothing to do on a weekend with a house. BUT you have a place to keep your crap. Congrats.