Someone needs to tell these people if you don’t get a joke or a reference, it’s okay to not laugh and say I don’t get it. Is the fear of looking out of touch with pop culture that great? If it is then fine, but don’t ASSume you know the meaning and yell your drivel at the world. You end up becoming the joke.

I lived in London for six months. Every day I came home covered in black shit all over my skin. When I blew my nose it came out black. Cities are nasty.

i assume this is clear to everyone reading but, Sarah wasnt attacked for being a woman. she was attacked for being a lying liar whose lies are helping Trump do whatever the fuck he does.

And cat hair.

If you grab one pussy, you’ve grabbed all the pussies.

feminism doesn’t mean women can do no wrong.

Honestly, that’s one of the things that’s pissing me off the most. How fucking dare they imply that SHS was being compared to Ann Dowd? She wishes she were as wonderful. In the immortal words of Cher Horowitz, AS IF.

As someone who works in fashion the reason I wear all black so often is because keeping up with trends is exhausting and black pretty much never goes out of style.

It’s also bad at showing deodorant marks, which I am incapable of avoiding. Yes to mixed prints! Dress like a hotel carpet!

It’s a good camouflage for wobbly bits and paunch surprise parties.

Black is also bad at showing dirt. You want a nice mixed print so the stain will blend and look like part of the fabric.

Also, Ann Dowd must feel a little peeved at the implication.

I wear floor length dresses a lot because I’m not super tall, and I will pick up my hem in a variety of circumstances, but if I walked around NYC and went down the subway stairs and my dress was touching that, I would have to just burn the clothes and scour myself in Lysol and Magic Eraser.

Yeah, whenever Kellyanne or Sarah Shuckabee try to whine about how people are attacking them as women, I want to paraphrase a line from Indiana Jones...

I can’t believe how much traction this story is getting. Trump does something awful with real world consequences and it gets a few hours of punditry, the world shrugs, and we move onto the next terrible thing. This has gone on for DAYS!

Next time one of these idiots says referring to SHS as “Aunt Lydia” means she’s ugly, have her take a look at the actress who played Aunt Lydia in the film version of Handmaid’s Tale - Victoria Tennant.

You mentioned breakfast and I forgot all about Kellyanne.

This entire administration is like watching Memento: everything happens in the moment and whatever they did or said before is completely forgotten in a day.

How else would I have ever found out about the Bowling Green massacre?

Has Kellyanne ever said anything worth thinking about?