She looks like every escort I’ve ever seen dressed up to look “respectable” at dinner meetings. Just uncomfortable in the clothes and out of place at all times.

She reminds me the sitcom Third Rock from the Sun. She dresses like an alien getting clues what to wear from what is around her. This is just like her outfit from the inaguration, technically perfect but zero personality.

He’s got a fat heart, but it is one with very low mileage. The list of “fat and old but extremely wealthy” is full of dipshits that should be dead but aren’t because they haven’t had to do anything physically challenging for most of their lives.

If you think that’s weird, check this out:

Or this guy...

All I am going to say is Macron, tread lightly, bro. I like you, despite the weird I married my teacher thing. (I get that this might be ok for France.) But seriously, don’t start being besties with Trump now. Hold your ground.

I think the Trump administration has driven a lot of us to drink these days.

Melania has been binge watching episodes of Dynasty.

Melania has such shallow taste in clothes: she always looks like she’s dressed as Vogue for Halloween. There’s no personality, style, verve, je ne sais  quoi. Just a sad tacky rich lady in paper doll outfits. She looks fucking ridiculous.

I’m very excited. I’m a terrible person but this is just so fascinating

ITs likely at one point she was a Victim. But she appears to have shifted over to facilitatting their acquisition of more victims.

She was just another average actress, until her first day in a sex slave cult.

The Richard Gere, 68, “wanting to start a family,” if true, makes me mad-sad.

I’d still take Rodan + Fields over the sex cult. But give me a choice between that and LulaRo or Mary Kay and I’d be heating up the branding iron myself.

The DOS sex cult part was operating within Nxivm, which had a somewhat questionable, but fairly benign reputation to the general public for awhile (like major corporations would send employees for executive retreats). From other articles about Nxivm, it sounds like the only women recruited into the sex cult were…

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You should stop being friends with those people. You’re spending $100 on moisturizer and they’re cheaping out on the wine? No.

I can’t watch that show, only because someone always cuts their hand and ends up wearing a rubber glove that slowly turns deeper shades of red as the episode progresses.

I’m glad to just be a non-celebrity boring midwest mom because I fall for that “it’s a bunch of women and we share experiences and support each other” crap all the time. But in my world, it just means I get stuck going to a lot of MLM parties rather than being recruited for a sex cult. Although to be honest, I’d…